seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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