Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
