C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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