And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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