We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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