He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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