I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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