'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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