I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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