so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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