But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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