im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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