The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
