babies were throwing up all over the place
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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