Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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