How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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