Got a toothbrush?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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