i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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