So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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