we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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