great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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