It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
