the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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