I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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