absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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