If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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