I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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