oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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