Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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