So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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