Sponge bath it is.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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