We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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