Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
