I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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