Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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