so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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