Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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