loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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