We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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