ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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