I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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