i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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