..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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