There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I love you.
Bad choice
And then he peed in my hair
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