do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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