let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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