Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
