DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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