I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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