OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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