I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Randomize
