I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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