I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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