At least make sure they are 18
Why
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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